Note to self:
Check the church calendar before volunteering to weed the church preschool’s playground on a random weekday evening.
Failure to check could result in weeding on the first night of formal church directory photos.
Of course, mid-weeding, the children will inevitably have to poop, which will require that the family enter the building bearing garden tools and covered in dirt and sand from the playground.
The end effect of this will be a moment in which fellow parishoners believe you have arrived for photos looking like Ma and Pa American Gothic with their three dust bowl children.
(and no, we did not, despite some ill-founded encouragement from some highly entertained friends, opt to sit for our photos…
…though maybe we should have…one of the things we love about our church is that you are encouraged to come as you are!)