You may recall that this summer, in an effort to help the girls become more independent, we adjusted the location of several things around the house. We installed a low towel hook in the main bathroom, moved their jackets from high hangers to low bins in the closet, and we relocated several food items from the elevated cabinets into a low drawer where they could serve themselves.
One of the items we lowered was a bag of our traditional post-breakfast treats. If you eat all of your regular breakfast at our house (eggs and oatmeal preferred by E, sausage by S!) you can go help yourself to a handful of Tootie Fruities (the generic version of Fruit Loops).
Well, T is now big enough to reach the drawer that holds those Tootie Fruities, but still too little to understand the concept of waiting until after mealtime for his special treat. As a result of this combo, about 100 times a day, he disappears into the kitchen and pretty soon, I see this coming at me…
That’s right. Approximately 100 times a day, I am assaulted by a bag of Tootie Fruities with eyes, hair and feet. He comes at me because he needs help opening the bag to get to his treats.
I did move the bag into a higher drawer for an hour, but poor T was so confused and broken hearted when he opened his drawer and peered into a fruitless void that I couldn’t help but move them back.
So of course, he came at me again…
My question at this point is not about his nutritional status or any dental damage that might result from my weakness and T’s latest obsession.
Instead, I am wondering how bad it would be to dress T as a bag of Tootie Fruities for Halloween.
I mean, he could just carry the bag around the neighborhood. He would truly look like a bag of breakfast cereal with feet.
As a bonus, people could just drop any Halloween candy into the costume. It’s designed to hold sugary substances. (Hold your applause. I know! Brilliant.)
So, without taking my fairly low standards into consideration (ahem, this means closer to Halloween I will confess what I dressed T in last year for the holiday), I ask you to answer quite honestly…
…If you saw this guy sitting on your doorstep this Halloween,
wouldn’t you give him a treat?!