Punxsutawney Phil, America’s groundhog, saw his shadow Thursday, thereby predicting 6 more weeks of winter.
Oh, Phil. How naïve, how naïve.
Perhaps you were unaware that the day before your prediction, I finally found – and purchased – a reasonably priced set of snowboots for T ($5, on sale…thank you, Target shoe clearance).
That means everyone in the family is now prepared for the February we had last year – (snow, ice and sledding!).
Phil, you must know that the fact that we are finally ready for winter virtually guarantees the early arrival of spring.
Better luck next year, Punxsitawney.
P.S. Don’t bother predicting weather for playgroup either, Phil (I say this in case your discouragement with your current arena of meteorology should tempt you to redirect your attention). I have developed a knack for determining that weather as well. Twice this year, I have hosted the group at my house (“It’s going to rain!” my organizational e-mails have predicted…only to greet the most beautiful days of the season. This week’s e-mail announced, “It’s going to be gorgeous!” and resulted in playgroup lunch at the park in the drizzly rain.)
Bottom line: my prep for one type of weather virtually guarantees the other.
On the upside, I think this might be a marketable talent. Hiring me to show up at your wedding with an umbrella guarantees a gorgeous day for the happy couple! Farmers could pay me to show up in their drying fields wearing sunglasses, since it guarantees rain.
But I’m losing focus.
The point is that everyone should prepare for warm weather. I have guaranteed it is coming. We’ll be outside with you – wearing our snowboots, while rejoicing in the spring.
P.P.S. Here’s two relevant photos:
The first is the groundhog E made at school, sitting next the one S asked me to help her make at home, both looking at their shadows on our kitchen table, clearly predicting 6 more weeks of winter.
The second shows the shadow of the boots I bought T on clearance, virtually guaranteeing the arrival of an early spring.
“Non-returnable boots” trump “shadow of a rodent”, in terms of reliable predictions, wouldn’t you think?