Nana is visiting, and offered to treat us to dinner at the local Hibachi restaurant, much to our delight…
I forgot to make a reservation, so we had to wait a bit. No problem. The older kids admired the fish in the tank, and I bounced H, as Nana sent a text message to my husband who is away on a work trip.
The peace was broken when I heard T announce, “I have to go potty!” and turned around to see his pants – and underpants – around his ankles in the crowded waiting area. That’s right. Full frontal for the captive audience.
Dinner and a show! (of sorts).
I raced to hand H off to Nana, who said “I’d love to hold him. Give me one minute to get my phone back in my purse” to which I responded “YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIM NOW! LOOK AT T!!!” to which Nana responded “Oh! OH! OH MY GOODNESS!!! T!” to which T responded, “I HAVE TO GO POTTY RIGHT NOW!” to which I responded by handing off H, picking up T and sprinting to the bathroom while holding T like a weapon naked from the waist down, to which the crowd responded by parting like the Red Sea, to which the host responded by offering to seat our family immediately (an act I discovered when E came to get us in the bathroom).
As a side note: E was shocked to see me helping T stand on the seat and peeing in the potty that way. (I’m new to this with boys; is that an accepted method in public restrooms with little boys?, because I am open to alternate suggestions…he’s not wide enough to sit on – or tall enough to stand on the floor and use an – adult potty, and although I am queen of carrying the porta potty everywhere we go, there are times when we’re not going to have it…)
Anyway, as if all of that weren’t enough, the chef at our table did the flaming volcano thing that they do with the onion, then brought out a little statue that looked like a boy peeing to douse the flames, which prompted everyone at the table to laugh except for T who was decidedly unimpressed and said, “I do that now too, but I pee in the potty” which I can only assume means that given the choice between peeing (a) into a potty, (b) into a restaurant area crowded with people and (c) into a flaming volcano, T finds only options a & b acceptable.
How’s that for an exciting Saturday night?
(And thank you for dinner, Nana! And to everyone else, you are welcome for the show : )